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The body’s arms had been removed. They lay on a workbench on the other side of the room, glistening titanium joints and smooth carbon fibre surfaces.

This was a small problem.

The larger problem was the two technicians in the room, working at a data console. A thick twist of cables snaked from…

b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture


LMAO

b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture

LMAO

(Source: memewhore)

captainbritish:

sexuallyconfusedlyra-mod:

the-crimson-fucker:

omgsparklepaint:

activelyprocrastinating:

ablubluh:

twisted-thorns:

marioooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:

arcreactions:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

THUNDERSTORMS (◉‿◉✿)

heavy rain

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JASON

JASON

SHAUN

SHAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUN

JASON!!!!!!

JASON

JASON!?

(Source: peterquit)

dobbyofbajor:

abaldwin360:

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

Always reblog!

Oh god who the fuck did this? This is priceless. :)

outofcontextdnd:

"But if you’re a mage, and I’m a mage, then WHO’S FLYING THE BOAT?"

- The party wizard and cleric arguing as the airship they’re on crashes.

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

metalgearslug:

dorkly:

The Craziest Fallout: New Vegas Easter Egg You’ll Ever See

Wow - can’t believe no one ever figured this out before. Can’t wait to try this for ourselves!

this video has an amazing quality curve, i just cant really explain

oreopuddin:

tsunglasses:

regretlesskinder:

tsunglasses:

smokeweebeveryday:

tsunglasses:

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Okay but consider this: fuck you

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How many weebs have ironically reblogged this

Nowhere near as much as people who have been legitimately offended by this.

What is a person with an anime avatar on Tumblr? A miserable little pile of weeaboo trash.

Bunch of dorks watching Chinese cartoons.

snotvanilla:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.

IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID

THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS

NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE

THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED

OR ALIENS

BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

(Source: zowieee)